Adding Insult To Injury
August 20th, 2008 :: CrooksI’m on hold with the IRS. I’ve been on hold now for over 45 minutes (after a 15 minute waste of life yesterday).
I have to do this - otherwise I can’t beg them to send confirmation that they received my form 2553 - an S Corp Election.
If I don’t have confirmation of this form, I can’t complete the documentation required to prove how much money I made. They need verification of full compliance with their perpetual muggings, and without such proof they’ll seize my assets and eventually arrest and incarcerate me.
While I’m on hold I hear happy music and repetitive recordings -
“Our representatives are still helping other customers… please continue to hold.”
Going well beyond its proper scope as a protector of rights, government has instead grown to be the bastion of theft. They force me by gunpoint to alter the way I live and work so that I can then adequately prove to them they they are confiscating (by force) the proper portion of my earnings and savings; which they’ll then use to promote ideas I abhor, comfort people I don’t know, and support individuals who represent the sum opposite of every premise I hold.
For them to refer to me as one of their “customers” is an evasion of immense proportions. I can’t believe this is what America has come to.
After over and hour “Mrs. Hummond” came on the line. She was a clearly soft-spoken woman whose tone implied she wasn’t part of the problem. Her initial greeting included her id number, 1715508, and some ending phrase that included the word “customer”. My nearly suicidal mood mandated I mention that I certainly was not her “customer”. She didn’t like my tone and told me to “clean it up”. I maturely resisted the urge to unleash the fury I foster towards the entity she represents, but figured it would only land me right back in the call queue. I explained to her the problem, faxed her confirmation of my compliance and she “escalated” my claim to be resolved in 15 business days.
This lady was polite, well-spoken and seemingly effective. It’s easy to grant the appropriate disrespect to sloppy, rude or incompetent “customer service” representatives, and highlight their inadequacy can be very fulfilling at times. Mrs. Hummond on the other hand was hard not to like.
She was professional, she was nice, she was assuring - but, she is part of the system. She is a spoke in a gigantically evil machine of destruction. Her participation sanctions the premise of their cause. Worst case, she is an altruist-collectivist that agrees with compulsory taxation, income redistribution and the welfare-state. Given the average intellectual savvy of our population, that’s very likely. Or, she could be the type that’s evaded the underlying premises entirely - a hard-working individual who’s never given it much thought.
Does her philosophical alliance to the underlying premises of the cause matter? Regardless… she is part of it.
I can think of one very compelling reason to show cordial respect to a gangster’s secretary.

